You simmer with pent up anger and are ready to explode at the slightest frustration. Remember that flat-pack furniture you threw out of the window? Instructions? More like destructions! You charge full steam ahead with projects, burning with impatience to get started, only to give up in a fit of rage at the first sign of a setback. You're highly competitive, and winning second prize would be an insult to your ego.

All that fiery enthusiasm leaves little room for intellectual subtlety. You have no patience with wishy washy types and like people to get straight to the point; although if you don't like what they've got to say you won't be listening anyway. Aggressive, overbearing and short-tempered, you're one little ram not to be messed with.

Dating and relationships
Got your eye on someone? You won't give in until you've won that date. Once you've bagged your dreamboat you'll want to keep a close eye on them. Your eyebrows arch with jealously should they so much as stroke a cat. Your lust burns intensely, usually for about a week, before you get the fidgets. For you, dating is all about the chase - as soon as you've conquered your prey you'll be looking for the next challenge.

For those of you who do settle down, your partner can look forward to a life of minor eruptions as you lose your temper when things go wrong or you don't get your own way. On the whole, you prefer clear lines of command (with everyone reporting into you, of course) and it drives you mad when friends or family have their own ideas or, heaven forbid, they try to carry them out without your direction. What you don't understand is why they don't just do as you say?

At work
Your boss probably hired you for your drive, enthusiasm and motivation - or because they were just plane scared not to. You crash around organisations telling everyone how it should be done regardless of your position. While you're very good and tearing down the old structure, you're not so good at putting new systems in place. In short, you leave havoc in your wake.

Insensitive and competitive, your workmates live in fear and loathing of you. When you're not pointing out their mistakes, you're throwing a strop because you didn't get that promotion or trying to out-compete the schoolboy on work experience. You can't stand being told what to do and make a terrible employee. The best place for you is in the military, preferably reporting into a Scropio, one who's even more scary than you.